I've had so many mommy moments but this one is by far the craziest!
I took the two boys to the Columbus Crew game because Jordan was working at the game that night. Anyway, it was a great time, the Crew won and we had so much fun but.....we had some very Beasley moments and they all had to do with bathroom issues!
It all started when we got there and we all used the bathroom together. Madden forgot to tuck and his pee went all over me! I cleaned up as much as I could in the public bathroom and went on like nothing happened!
We got settled in the stands with our snacks and drinks and then Maximus decides he has to use the restroom again. So we gather up all of our things and head to the bathroom. Madden stopped and talked to some strangers as usual so Maximus took off running into the bathroom. My hands were full with two sodas, popcorn, a pretzel, a horn, a foam finger & a beer! I finally got Madden to head to the bathroom with me and I called out for Maximus...THERE WAS NO ANSWER!! That 5 second panic happened to me and I literally ran through the women's bathroom yelling his name. After no answer I peeked into the men's bathroom and yelled his name and he yelled back. WHEW! The panic moment was over BUT...Maximus would not come out! He pooped and he needed wiped!! I'm still holding all the items, Madden is blowing his horn and pointing the #1 finger at every man who walks into the restroom. I'm practically blocking the door to the men's restroom yelling to Maximus to wipe himself and come out. A few men asked if I needed help and tried getting Max to come out but Max wouldn't talk to them. A man from security came over to help and talked to Max but still Max would not come out. By this time Madden has been knocked down by a drunken fan, halftime happens and the bathroom is now full of men, two of which won't leave me alone! Finally a lady who works for the Crew came over and asked if I needed help, YES! I need to get my son out of the restroom, he needs wiped! She got a paramedic to come over, he talked to Max and still Max would not come out of the restroom! So, he escorted me into the men's restroom which by now was full of men. When I got to the stall that Max was in I saw a whole roll of toilet paper covering the floor! Maximus said "mom, I can't wipe myself"! I wiped him and off he went! We went on like nothing happened.
Now the game is in the second half and we are finally back in the stands, cheering, eating and finally enjoying ourselves again. Jordan comes up to visit us and we are talking and laughing, the boys are having a great time and then....Madden comes up to me and starts peeing his pants in the stands! WHAT, HE HAS NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!! WHY??? WHY NOW??? He said, "I tried to tell you I had to go!" What, no you didn't we were in the bathroom with Maxi for about 30 min., you never mentioned you had to go! Luckily I brought a change of clothes BUT they were in the car. There was only 10 min. left of the game so we headed toward the exit. I was trying as hard as I could to cover the pee stain on Madden's shorts but it was in the front and back so finally I said forget it, we will never see these people again.
I had to stop and buy Matthew a souvenir and of course it wasn't that easy. The stand was closed so we had to go into the store which didn't have the shirt Matthew wanted so I went to pay for the hat and asked if they could go to the stand and get the shirt for me to buy. While we waited, Maximus tells the cashier that his brother peed all over himself & Madden proceeds to YELL to the cashier while pointing the big foam finger at me "it's all her fault!" I want to run to the car and never come back!
We finally pay for the hat because the shirt I made them go get was for youth sizes only so we couldn't even buy it for Matthew. By now the game is over and everyone is leaving the stadium! We start heading for the car & luckily its dark out so Madden's pee stain can't be seen. We get to the car and I get Madden cleaned up and changed. We wait for Jordan so we can head 45 minutes back to her house! The boys fell asleep about 10 minutes into the car ride and all Jordan can do is laugh about it all! I felt so stressed and exhausted but at the same time I had had so much fun!
THIS IS A MOMENT THAT CAN ONLY HAPPEN TO A MOMMY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK A DAD IS TOUGH ENOUGH TO MAKE IT PAST THE SECOND BATHROOM INCIDENT!
THANKS MAX & MADDEN FOR THE UNFORGETTABLE MEMORY! JORDAN AND I WILL TALK ABOUT THIS EVERY HOLIDAY UNTIL OUR DEATH!
I had to stop and buy Matthew a souvenir and of course it wasn't that easy. The stand was closed so we had to go into the store which didn't have the shirt Matthew wanted so I went to pay for the hat and asked if they could go to the stand and get the shirt for me to buy. While we waited, Maximus tells the cashier that his brother peed all over himself & Madden proceeds to YELL to the cashier while pointing the big foam finger at me "it's all her fault!" I want to run to the car and never come back!
We finally pay for the hat because the shirt I made them go get was for youth sizes only so we couldn't even buy it for Matthew. By now the game is over and everyone is leaving the stadium! We start heading for the car & luckily its dark out so Madden's pee stain can't be seen. We get to the car and I get Madden cleaned up and changed. We wait for Jordan so we can head 45 minutes back to her house! The boys fell asleep about 10 minutes into the car ride and all Jordan can do is laugh about it all! I felt so stressed and exhausted but at the same time I had had so much fun!
THIS IS A MOMENT THAT CAN ONLY HAPPEN TO A MOMMY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK A DAD IS TOUGH ENOUGH TO MAKE IT PAST THE SECOND BATHROOM INCIDENT!
THANKS MAX & MADDEN FOR THE UNFORGETTABLE MEMORY! JORDAN AND I WILL TALK ABOUT THIS EVERY HOLIDAY UNTIL OUR DEATH!
thanks for reading, happy Tuesday!
-paula
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